#incorrect wylan

[grishaverse-said]

Wylan: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

[ramen8008]

Wylan: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

[shimmerytimbers]

Kaz: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Matthias: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: Idgaf if my father is disappointed in me I'm not exactly impressed with him either

[mynxk]

Wylan: No two snowflakes are the same. They are all unique fleeting creations.

Jesper, smashing together 20000 of them to throw at Nina: That's beautiful.

[poorlythoughtoutdescisions]

here me out: six of crows as a dnd campaign.

DM: Jes, roll for insight please

Jesper: Nat 1

DM: Yup that's definitely Wylan

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Nina: NAT 20

DM: HOW??? THATS THREE IN A ROW

Nina: FUCK YEAH I MIND CONTROL THEM ALL

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Kaz: can i kiss her? on the neck?

DM: sure, constitution saving throw.

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Matthias: I hate her

Nina: I ROLL TO BEGUILE HIM WITH MY GRISHA CHARMS

Matthias: what modifiers do you have to get THIRTY???

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[ruins-and-rewritez]

*Crow conversation overheard on the streets of Ketterdam*

Inej: *shivers* hey Kaz, I'm a little cold do you think you could, you know

Kaz: of course *snaps fingers*

Jesper: *takes off coat and hands it to Inej*

Inej: thanks

Wylan: wait. what if I'm cold too?

Jesper: oh, well then *snaps fingers"

Kaz: *fans fingers out magician-ly, reaches inside coat to pull out, you guessed it, another coat that he hands to Wylan*

Wylan: *visibly confused* thank you? I think?

Inej & Jesper: *clap enthusiastically*

Kaz:*bows dramatically*

*Meanwhile trailing a little ways behind them*

Nina: *snorts* lol can you believe those dorks

Matthias: HoLy sHiT Nina did you see that!?!?! He pulled that coat out of NOWHERE!!!

[ilivebyshipping]

Teenage wesper kid: I need to get so wasted I'll forget all my life problems.

Jesper: we have vodka.

Wylan: JESPER LLEWELLYN FAHEY! You can't just offer vodka to our child! He wouldn't like the taste. Don't worry, honey, we have some gin.

[graaaaaayy]

Wylan: This bloodline ends with me.

Jesper: That’s the fanciest way i’ve ever heard anyone say “I’m gay”

[drieddpetals]

i think when wylan and jesper attend merchant council meetings, they act like those two friends who CANNOT make eye contact with each other in a serious situation because if they do then they'll bust out laughing. like imagine.

some merchant: *going on and on about the increasing dangers that kaz brekker is presenting to the economy*

jesper: *side eyes wylan*

wylan: *already making a face at jesper*

both of them: *now fighting for their lives to hold in their laughter*

[bubblegumbabycow]

Jesper: *is throwing stones at Wylan's window* Wylan: You have a phone for a reason, Jesper! *THUD* Wylan: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

[grishaverse-said]

Wylan: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Jesper made me get tested.

[you-must-be-mr-bogg1ns]

Jesper: I'm 80% water 20% waffles and 100% sexy

Matthias: That's 200%

Jesper: I'm twice the man you'll ever be

[shimmerytimbers]

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: Kaz just called me a ‘cheeky fuck’ but I think he meant it as a compliment ?

Jesper: Thats a high honour

[mynxk]

Wylan: I have edge.

Kaz: You really don't. You are the most wide eyed person I've ever seen.

Kaz: You have the face of a cartoon lamb.